|This would do just fine.|
If I could do magic, I'd make these stress eating pounds disappear and get my spine to act right. Also, no more ingrown toenails. And no more teenwolf facial hair.
|Yes, please thread all of this. I know I know. I was here last week. I'm sorry.|
If I could do magic, I'd make spring show up because winter has overstayed its welcome and I'm over wearing my winter coat. Over it!!!!
If I could do magic, I'd teleport to work or have a driver or a helicopter.
If I could do magic, I'd be able to write full time and still be able to have lights and food. Primarily food. Food is really important to me. Probably more important than it should be given that there was never a famine in the land.
If I could do magic, I'd find that missing plane. I cannot imagine what the families of those people are going through.
If I could do magic, it'd be easier for me to ask for help without feeling like the biggest failure in life.
But I can't do magic. I'm a regular person.
I will make the best of every situation because my life is actually pretty awesome.
I will continue to eat better because this weight has got to get the hell up off me.
I will put that coat on because pneumonia is not what's up.
I will continue to work my side hustle until it becomes the main hustle.
I will continue to pray for the love ones of the missing plane.
I will continue to ask for help when I need it, even when other people make it not easy and make me feel as though I should be omnipresent and omnipotent. I am human. I can not do it all alone. I should not have to. I do not have to. Even though I'm quite the bad ass :-)
|This is the best most bad ass unicorn ever. I totally need this as a super small tiny little miniature tattoo.|