Sunday, March 23, 2014

If I Could Do Magic

9:47 PM

If I could do magic, I'd choose a different adventure in the Choose Your Own Adventure book of life. Of course, there is the risk that I'd fall off a cliff or something, or get bitten by a poisonous snake.  Or maybe I'd win the lotto and could live in the seven mile area of Grand Caman (thanks House Hunters International).

This would do just fine. 

If I could do magic, I'd make these stress eating pounds disappear and get my spine to act right.  Also, no more ingrown toenails.  And no more teenwolf facial hair.

Yes, please thread all of this.  I know I know.  I was here last week.  I'm sorry.

If I could do magic, I'd make spring show up because winter has overstayed its welcome and I'm over wearing my winter coat.  Over it!!!!

If I could do magic, I'd teleport to work or have a driver or a helicopter.

If I could do magic, I'd be able to write full time and still be able to have lights and food.  Primarily food.  Food is really important to me.  Probably more important than it should be given that there was never a famine in the land.

If I could do magic, I'd find that missing plane.  I cannot imagine what the families of those people are going through.

If I could do magic, it'd be easier for me to ask for help without feeling like the biggest failure in life.

But I can't do magic. I'm a regular person.

I will make the best of every situation because my life is actually pretty awesome.

I will continue to eat better because this weight has got to get the hell up off me.

I will put that coat on because pneumonia is not what's up.

I will continue to work my side hustle until it becomes the main hustle.

I will continue to pray for the love ones of the missing plane.

I will continue to ask for help when I need it, even when other people make it not easy and make me feel as though I should be omnipresent and omnipotent.  I am human.  I can not do it all alone.  I should not have to.  I do not have to.   Even though I'm quite the bad ass :-)

This is the best most bad ass unicorn ever.  I totally need this as a super small tiny little miniature tattoo.

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  1. Oh. My. Gosh. You should get that unicorn tattooed FOR REAL! Yes! Please???! I'll hold your hand!! And because you're almost colorless you can get it colored! :-))

    This was awesome. Those are all great uses of magical power and they are totally doable in the real world.

  2. I'm so with you on this....I would totally live in that house if it were free. And also, the facial hair is off the charts right now. I mean, I was plucking like every month before pregnancy and now I'm plucking every other day and I HATE IT!! I really do hope they find that plane so that these poor folks can get some kind of closure and healing. I don't even want to imagine how crazy I would go if it were me.

  3. This was great! I wish I could find the time to write full time. I've been thinking about joining a local writing club but...time?

    I'm so with you on all of these!


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