Today Buzzfeed had a list of resolutions for Homebodies aka Introverts aka Me. I only like 6 or 7 people. That last one is a bit iffy and it kind of depends on the day. The list is kind of tongue-in-cheek because no one keeps resolutions.
We've already established I don't do Resolutions. But just for fun I'll take on a few of these.
I will stop making up excuses to cancel plans
Pfffttttt. Nope. I am old, if I don't want to do something I'm going to tell you. "Bek, do you want to go to the club?" Hell no. Hellllll noooooooooo. "But it's my birthday". That's great and all. I'm glad you were born. But no. I'm not punishing myself. I'll take you to lunch. Maybe you can supersize it.
I will stay at a party for longer than 20 minutes
I'm not going. So... yeah......
I will go to a club at least once this year
Maybe they meant C.L.U.B. Clever Library Upper Books. Maybe that is what they meant.
I will stop binge-watching Netflix every other weekend
I'm probably the only person that doesn't do this. I can't sit still that long. Also, Ladybug is not for that. There are games to be played! Also - cartoons.
I will stop judging people for their outgoing personality
No I won't. Overly outgoing people kind of weird me out.
I will not spend an entire Saturday in bed.
How about I will spend an entire Saturday in bed. How about that? Can someone arrange this? Is there someone I can call?
I will go out on a Friday night.
Like outside the car to pick up a pizza? Friday? I need to go to bed on Friday. Duh.
I will stop ignoring phone calls and text messages in an attempt to seem busy or unavailable.
I get sad when the phone rings. Never call me. I'll respond to text messages, unless they say something stupid like "call me". Only my momma can say that. I don't ignore to seem busy, everyone knows where I am. I'm busy with the hustle maybe, but that's it.
I will wear pants at least once a day.
Well... I ALWAYS wear pants to work. That's enough