So here we go, 50 random things about me.
- I love "random", random posts, random number generator, random topics of conversation, random is my favorite.
- I do math in my head all the time. If someone lists numbers, or talks about numbers I can't help but to try to solve them in my head. In fact, I can't stop until I figure it out. It's not uncommon for me to come up with an answer, but to have a difficult time explaining how I got to it. It just kind of happens.
- I'm addicted to my phone. I probably need a 12 step or a patch or something. I can't keep my hands off of it.
- I hate phone calls. When my phone rings I kind of want to punch it. There are a few exceptions to this rule, but mostly, please send me a text. Or 52 texts.
- I hate when people fake laugh. A chuckle is okay, but an all out fake laugh is stupid. Don't do that.
- I'd pay money for a good scalp massage.
- I retain water when I eat salty foods, mostly in my belly but in my legs too. Whenever I eat Buffalo Wild Wings I can count on being 4 or 5 pounds heavier the next day.
- I think Doc McStuffins has really good life lessons. She says you're supposed to stop eating when you're full. I'm still working on that.
- My favorite movie of all time is Sliding Doors. Most people have no idea what it is. Google it, Netflix it. It's about how something seemingly insignificant can have a huge impact on your life.
- Since getting the job ghostwriting for the infertility center I have been uninspired to write anything else. Screw your HVAC articles.
- I'm highly addicted to Candy Crush.
- I love buying towels and sheets and housewares.
- I could rotate eating spaghetti, pizza, nachos and hot wings and the occasional vegetable and be just fine with that.
- I really enjoy knock off pop, especially knock of Dr. Pepper. Dr. Wow, Dr. Skipper, Dr. Rocket are my favorites.
- I don't do my laundry until I'm out of clean draws. Yes, draws.
- I haven't had a relaxer since 2000 or so, mainly because every time I got one I'd get burns. I'd rather deal with the frizz.
- I'm still mad at someone I went to high school with for not being who they portrayed them self to be. Yes, that was intentionally vague.
- My favorite flavor of ice cream is vanilla.
- I love rainy days when I'm not in the car
- I've had really good relationships with all of my bosses.
- I'm very selective about who I let into my inner circle.
- When I'm stressed I eat everything. Sometimes I figure out that I'm stressed when I notice that I'm turning into a human vacuum.
- I'm not in touch with my feelings at all.
- I would love to go to Vegas for the weekend to see a show, play Keno and stuff my face.
- I'm a mutant and my hair and nails grow super fast.
- I'm a hairy monster and if I didn't try to do better my hairline would start about mid neck
- Even though I don't like "feelings" I'm super empathetic. I get teary when I see other people have big emotional moments.
- I think Jimmy Kimmel is hilarious.
- I have pizza for dinner virtually every Friday.
- I enjoy vacuuming but hate mopping.
- I do not like seafood, Ew.
- I'd love to have a burrito sized Meximelt from Taco Bell
- Target is my favorite store, I can walk around Target for hours.
- Walmart is a sad scary place, I get in and out of there as fast as possible.
- I have 4 crockpots, and I got super excited when I saw a combination crockpot thing on sale last week. Maybe I should cook something.
- I have two Masters degrees.
- I don't like the "club", I'm anti loud and lots of people. I'd rather read a book.
- I want to do karaoke again
- I make really good spaghetti and therefore have high spaghetti expectations. When people have spaghetti fails I get sad.
- I love to write but I suck at word games like Scrabble
- When I get bored my brain goes into "sleep mode" and I get instantly sleepy.
- I have the most awesomest parents ever.
- I had keloids on the back of both of my ears for nearly twenty years. Everyone told me they couldn't remove them. When I saw my current dermatologist she cut them off the first visit. Bam, just like that.
- I have seborrheic dermatitis, my skin, particularly my scalp and hairline, scales over and then flakes off making for dandruff. It seems to crop up from nowhere. I should make an appt to see the derm for medicine.
- I get really bad migraines 5 or 6 times a year. They last for days and I don't feel any relief until I throw up. Unfortunately, I had one my first two days at my new job and got sick while at lunch with my team. Luckily I know the signs so no one was the wiser.
- If I don't KNOW you I'm probably not going to eat your food.
- I've never had a cavity.
- I believe in stranger danger.
- I don't like scary movies. I'll take a comedy any day.
- Ladybug is nearly 2 and I still have phantom kicks aka gas. I'm overly aware of my innards.