I remember the first time I saw the trailer for this movie. It must have been late last year, and I remember being flabbergasted. I knew right then and there that I needed to go to the show and yell at this poor girl through the screen. Yes, I know she can't hear me. But what else can you do when you know someone is making the biggest mistake in the history of mistakes.
Tyler Perry is notorious for not showing his film to critics. Probably because the critics are typically very "Meh" on his films. Also, his target audience will likely show up no matter what. So who needs a critic?
Instead, I give you my preview review:
1.) 0:02 - Did we really start with Kim Kardashian's voice? Really? Is that supposed to intrigue me? Who talks like that as an adult?
2.) 0:21 - When did Jurnee stop being 12? 12 year olds don't have jobs in corporate America.
3.) 0:57 - All these movies start with one thing that snowballs into the biggest mistake EVER. So he forgot her birthday. Twice. That doesn't mean you should go bang someone else. Even if they are ric... umm I forgot he was rich until just then. Err Eh Ummmm...Oh wait, yeah that still doesn't mean go bang the rich dude.
4.) 1:25 - If your WIFE was conveniently running with rich young dude, who is looking at your wife the way Wile E Coyote stared at the Road Runner, you've got a problem. You might want to step your game up. Learn some new skills, make her some chicken. Something. Anything.
5.) 1:35 - DON'T LET HIM TOUCH YOU. ESPECIALLY DON'T LET HIM TOUCH YOU WHILE ON HIS PRIVATE JET, DRINKING HIS SPIRITS THAT COST MORE THAN A CAR. DON'T DO IT!!! Aw crap, she did it.
6.) 1:45 I'm so glad that one lady that's always the mama isn't the mama in this movie.
|Not the mama|
7.) 2:12 - Things walk in closets are good for: Clothes, shoes, dirty clothes hampers, all the stuff you don't want visitors to see. Things walk in closets are not good for: getting beat down while wearing leather pants. Actually, nothing good happens in leather pants.
8.) 2:14 - If your mama (I'm assuming that's the mama) tells you someone is going to take you "straight to hell" you should probably listen. Mama's are usually pretty good judges of character on this type of thing.
That all being said. I'm going to see this. Even if that means I have to